The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to die instantly

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to see stuff

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!