The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!