- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to read terms and conditions

The ability to control dairy products

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to not be funny

The power to turn any object into food

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

Pointless Super Powers