The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!