The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to jizz money

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to turn into a tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!