- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Liam Brudenell

The power to never be old but died at young age

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The ability to jump

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

Pointless Super Powers