The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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75% levitation

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!