The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!