The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to misspell

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to not do it.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!