- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to read the terms of service.

the power to do nothing

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the power to enter a coma.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to disappear up your own asshole

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers