The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!