- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to enter a coma.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to be gay on command.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

Pointless Super Powers