- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to only see glass.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to write comic books

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

Pointless Super Powers