- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to see through glass

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the power to be 100% pointless

The ability to pee while standing up for men

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

Pointless Super Powers