- Pointless Super Powers

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to quote memes randomly

the power to turn retarted

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!