- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

open up pickles glass

I'm a giant di

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to think oppositely

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Pointless Super Powers