- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To have the power to breathe

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to die when you get old

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to disintegrate yourself

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Pointless Super Powers