The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to rotten food.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!