- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the power to get fat in America

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

75% levitation

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to have no superpower

Pointless Super Powers