the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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open up pickles glass

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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75% levitation

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!