The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

thumb_up thumb_down +117

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to be normal and average

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to not write pointless powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to kill someone with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to be Chuck Norris

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power to jizz money

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power to get married

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to a nokia phone.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

thumb_up thumb_down +97

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!