The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to be alone

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to be an idiot.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power of learning

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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the power to read this sentence

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!