The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!