The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to eat socks

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!