- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

the power to run in slow motion

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to see through glass doors.

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

the power to not have powers when you need them most

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

The power to be normal.

Pointless Super Powers