the power to enter a coma.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!