The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to eat socks

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!