the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!