- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the power to jizz money

The power to digest corn.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

Pointless Super Powers