The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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To never remember what the word if means

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!