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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to die

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to not see anything

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!