The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!