The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!