The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to be alone

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!