- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to self destruct at will.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to poop glue.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

the power to time travel to the present

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

power to fly when your underwater

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

Pointless Super Powers