- Pointless Super Powers

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to be forever alone

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The ability to die instantly

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to be alone

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to be an idiot.

the power to become translucent

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!