- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to eat your own head.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to kill you self.

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

Power to freeze ice.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to divide by 0

The power to block your own powers

the power to turn wine into water.

The ability to be in fashion.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

Pointless Super Powers