The ability to poop glue.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!