the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!