To shit bricks.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to even

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!