- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to fly in tornadoes

Pointless Super Powers