The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to eat your own head.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to poop without wiping

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power of having two left hands.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!