The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!