- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to be normal and average

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to get extra homework

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to rotten food.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to turn retarted

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to lower your own ego.

Pointless Super Powers