The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to make faces at the blind

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to die on command.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!