the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to eat socks

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!