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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!