Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to animate condiments

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to smell like ham

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!