- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to smell water.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to get arrested

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

Pointless Super Powers