The power to have no superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

thumb_up thumb_down +86

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to make everything worse

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +76

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power of women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

thumb_up thumb_down +72

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

thumb_up thumb_down +68

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!