The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to lick your own elbow

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!