The power to have no powers

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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75% levitation

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!