- Pointless Super Powers

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to see water one meter behind you.

the power to become translucent

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to do nothing

The power to bleed anally at will

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to read this sentence

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to break a Nokia

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!