The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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open up pickles glass

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!