Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power drown in water

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to look TV

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!