- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to die on command.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

Pointless Super Powers