- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to have another pointless superpower

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the ability to see through air

Pointless Super Powers