- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

the power to get married

the power to jizz money

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to read your own mind

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

Pointless Super Powers