- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to lower your own ego.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to swim on land.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to only be obesely fat.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

Pointless Super Powers