- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers