The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!