The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to smell whore

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!