- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

the power to hovertate

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to read your own mind

The power to ignore useful information

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

Pointless Super Powers