- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to think of your death and then you die.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to fly in tornadoes

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

Pointless Super Powers