The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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mint berry crunch

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to make money disappear.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!