make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have no power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power of bad luck

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the ability to levitate

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!