The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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Vanilla scented blood

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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power to age faster

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!