The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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Nothing

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!