- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to read your own mind

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to jizz money

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

Pointless Super Powers